I’ve fallen in love with St. Pauli Girl. I think it’s the cleavage on the bottle. Every time I tilt one back to take a gulp, I get eye level with a nice rack. Brilliant marketing scheme, and I’m a sucker for it. Just the sight of her makes me happy. She’s so cheerful in that German dress, two-fisted, and smiling. Love at first sight. Now, if she were completely naked, I don’t think I’d like her as much. She wouldn’t have as much mystery to her. She reveals just enough to tease me. Hey, there’s stories everywhere, even on bottles of beer.
— Kevin Lottes, musings over email
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